• Jan. 30, 2002: How much bandwidth would the world save if HTTP used "\n" as a line terminator rather than "\r\n"?
• Jan. 31, 2002: What is the most common variable name in the world of 5 characters or greater?
• AJ: count
• Lonnie: index; Lonnie argues however that index, dwIndex, uiIndex, etc. all have the same name.
• Wing: dickfor
• Feb. 7, 2002: Was the year 1999 depressed or thrilled that no version of Windows was named after it?
• Chet: thrilled
• Lynn: thrilled
• Dad: depressed
• Feb. 25, 2002: I do like cultures where you can eat their heritage.
  -- Jordi
• Mar. 4, 2002: Do we have any e-sourcing opportunities? Not that I really know what the heck e-sourcing is.
  -- Overheard on a conference call
• Mar. 7, 2002: I can't smell the [foos]ball today!
  -- Wing